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Proof that money can buy fame.
Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.
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A stupid no-talent cunt who proved on June 7, 2007 that if you have money you can buy yourself out of anything, even jail.
I have to do sixty days in the clink for a DUI. I hope I can pull off a paris Hilton and get out after three days.
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'I rented a nice apartment for my cock, her name is Paris Hilton.'
'Paris Hilton is a handy storage space for a penis'
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Someone who wants to make sure that she is always in the spotlight. Once she begins to lose attention from the public, she will commit a publicity stunt to make sure she gets attention again, then create an excuse so not to admit that the recent event was intentional. She wants to make sure everyone remembers her, even if she has to do it by force (which she usually does).
Paris Hilton wishes to force herself into our dreams every night so to make sure we never forget her inevitable face.
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Goddamn, Paris Hilton, stop fucking people and stop faking celibacy for the press; we can see through you, you're just that anorexic!
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1. Female who does not know the meaning of hard work
2. One who becomes famous by being a slut.
3. One who only does things to be fashionable.
4. Female who spends money made by her parents and grandparents.
5. Female that people wish would drop off the face of the Earth.
6. Ignorant
Her new wardrobe caused people to look down on her and call her a Paris Hilton.
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A clear example of all that is wrong with the capitalist world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being her creating a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing of any real merit; she has done some few things in the entirely useless industry of "fashion", which has never and never shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known for being a women of loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame not for having ever actually done anything that is all that interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report on these petty actions until they seem important by sheer force of repetition.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
1. Entertainment Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.
2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
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