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Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.
He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning
Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?
Friend: No who is that?
Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW
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An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.
The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)
Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem
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A drink containing:
1 oz. Jim Beam
1 oz. rum
1 oz. Apple Schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Yukon Jack
1.5 oz. grenadine
fill with orange juice
I passed out after drinking too much Agent Orange last night.
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mag agent. Massive angry guy who crushes small grunts in madness combat created by krinkels aka old man /j
Grunt: OH SHIT MAG AGENT IS GONNA TEAR ME INTO PIECES
MAG agent: oh well. Guess I gotta fling this b) grunt
A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"
Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
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Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.
Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?
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Proper Noun.
1. One of several popular nicknames given to the most thrilling basketball player in the NBA, Gilbert Arenas. A two time all-star renowned for his ability to score as time in quarters, halves, and especially games expire, Agent Zero currently stars at guard for the Washington Wizards. Agent Zero sports the jersey number 0 because he was told as a high school player that he would spend exactly zero minutes on the court as a college player.
2. A man with phenomenal swag.
3. Hibachi, The Black President, The East Coast Assasin, Quality Shot
Ex. 1. Does Agent Zero have a conscience?
Ex. 2. I hear Agent Zero is writing a children's book aimed at reinforcing good childhood behavior titled "Dropping Things on People is Bad, Unless You're Dropping 60 on Kobe."
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When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.
Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.
Amy: What do you mean?
Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
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