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california drain and sewer cleaning person ( aka tail pipe cleaner )
Yo LA Roto rooter hombre when U get done cleaning my pipes just blow blow horn I give mexican credit card NO!
In California just 2 types of hombre's HOT ROD doggie and roto rooter's
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An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.
Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.
The deviant sexual practice wherein the gentleman defecates into the mouth of his partner, filling it to the brim, then proceeds to use his engorged genital (or in this case, foaming pipe snake) to bang said mouth, as if trying to unclog a stopped-up drain.
"Alright kids, time for bed! And be quick about it; Daddy's downstairs awaiting a rambunctious night of coupling, culminating in an intense Roto-Rooter the likes of which this sleepy little hamlet has never seen."
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Examining her pipes, clearin 'em out and leavin 'em open - all for the low, low price of ___________ (insert ungodly demands here).
"Awww damn girl... Got my back hurtin' - ahh it's all in a days work though. Got that money for me, ho? What? Bitch, it's the Roto-Rooter Special, you'd best pay the bill and smile."
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