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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
Also it’s the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.🤬🤒
She diarrhea’d All over the floor with her nasty ass lookin self.
A massive fucking shit that has all the three states of matter. It might even have plasma if you shit hard enough.
Person 1: “I had diarrhea last night”
Person 2: “Did it have plasma?”
Person 1 “Yeah”
diarrhea is an extremely uncomfortable phenomena where the person who has it believes they must expel gas, but really they have an enourmous liquidy dung on the way. usually, the person will not notice that it’s actually a dung, so they will go into gas passing like everything this normal. but little do they know: it’s not normal. instead of having slightly gas filled underwear, they will now have liquid shit filled underwear. they will then have to clean up all the shit off of their clothes and the areas in which they released the dung. diarrhea is an extremely horrible condition to have, and it shouldn’t be jokes about.
“i thought i had to fart but i actually did diarrhea!”
“omg *takes bite* mmmmmm!”
Kid: Mommy, I have piss coming from my ass.
Mom: That's called diarrhea sweetheart.
ultimate taco bell if its green
OH NOES DIARRHEA! *SHITS MYSELF*