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The enticing or grotesque aroma expelled from the vagina of a woman.
1) 'Dear diary, the girl I adore has the most amazing lady front whiff I've ever had the privilege of breathing into my nasal cavities.'
2) "Looks can be deceiving bro I'm tellin' ya," He said with the screwed up face of an orange pumpkin.
"That chick from the pub last night had the tits and ass that measured to 'phi', but I soon found out when I took her home that she had the worst lady front whiff I've ever gagged on."
They BOTH spewed! :D
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The scent of fat aunties dancing at Christmas.
Last year, I couldn't smack my lips over my Christmas turkey as the aunty fat-whiff in the room was intolerable.
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When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.
We ain’t seeing Beav all weekend, it’s his birthday and he’s going for the triple whiff trifecta.
Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.
Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.
Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
The scent left on one's fingers after having had them in a vagina, often likened to the earthy smell of potatoes.
After having a vigorous finger-session, Frau Cocosnuss noticed potatoey vag-whiff on her lover's hand.
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The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.
"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"
"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."
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When someone vibrates after smelling another persons armpit stank.
*sniff* ... *vibrate* ... I just pigged your whiff
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