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the best excuse to get what you want.
Continue buying SUVs or the terrorists have won.
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won.
Dance naked in front of me or the terrorists have won.
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The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.
Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"
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Another way of saying "I lost the election".
Having lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden, by large margins in both the popular vote and the Electoral College, Trump, against all evidence, continued to proclaim "I WON THE ELECTION".
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Kuk Sool Won is a comprehensive Korean martial arts system founded by In Hyuk Suh in 1958. The name Kuk Sool Won translates to "National Martial Art" and it is currently taught worldwide with hundreds of registered schools. Founded as martial arts system and not a martial arts style, Kuk Sool Won is generally not limited to any single discipline. The martial art system attempts to be a complete study of all Korean martial arts.
Being a traditional martial art, it's roots trace back to ancient and prehistoric Buddhist-style martial arts. Kuk Sool includes these old techniques along with more modern stuff such as weapon improvisation and gun and knife defense. Though sometimes people don't notice them, Kuk Sool Won tournaments are twice each year in the UK and even more often in the rest of the world. Tournament entries include: Wood breaking, sparring, forms, techniques, self-defense routines, sword and bo staff displays. Kuk Sool is seen mostly as being quick and graceful, like a sort of dance.
Depending on how rough your instructor is, Kuk Sool can be a very hard martial art to start with. In different martial arts dojos i've seen how the students spend half their time running around or on the floor, and calling it training. In Kuk Sool we start with a rough warm-up and follow with incredibly tiring punch-pads or kicking practice, after that we focus on techniques, such as joint-locks and pressure-points. But if the instructor is in a bad mood, he will make us do our forms - eight times, with little rest in between. At the end of each session we do a hundred push-ups. But testings however are truly mind-numbing, agonising sessions, where the instructor pushes his students far beyond their limits. Usually with stances, kicks even forms, and push-ups and burpees in 3-digit numbers, with no water breaks or rests - much harder than any dance ever.
If the instructor has decided to make you miserable with workout, DON'T sit down or lean against the wall, because he will kill you.
If you are late going to Kuk Sool Won after a number of months of attendance, you have to do about 50 push-ups on entry. If you are above blue belt or above and you are late, you will be punished severly, by about a hundred push-ups for each minute you missed, but that's only if your instructor is a real sonofabitch
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A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won
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An inside joke, starting on the JREF forums (www.randi.org/vbulletin). Started when a troll declared himself the winner in a thread when his reply wasn't answered by the end of the day.
I won this debate! Argument by assertion!
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