wait til you see my tan line

I want to have sex with you and I don't care who knows it!

To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line

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Do you want to see my liquorice box?

When you go out with someone and ask if they want to see your liquorice box, you’re pulling a Nigela Lawson. It means do you want to come home with me and get freaky

“Do you want to see my liquorice box?”
“Well… if you’re offering! I do have a sweet tooth!”

You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

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I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

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Give you some color to see see

This is originally a Chinese saying. It means "I will teach you a lesson so you can behave better".

I: ::Leaves toilet seat up::
Q: ::Mad:: Put the toilet seat down! I will give you some color to see see!
I: ::scared::

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do you want to go see butterflies?

basically the new version of "do you want eat ramen?"

Jae-eon - do you want to go see butterflies?