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Goober (noun)
A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.
The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.
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A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
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Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.
Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.
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Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.
"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."
"You goober."
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Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.
When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.
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noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot
When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.
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(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.
See also: Uber Goober
"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"
Jay Leno
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