Random
Source Code
Random
When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"
New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
38👍 53👎
A local sports announcer who is not biased towards the home team. In an effort to seem unbiased he praises the opposing team, often overcompensating.
McNab won't stop talking about how good the Oilers penalty kill has been tonight, even though they're losing. I want to hear about 'our guys'. He's such a Benedict Announcer.
After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.
"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"
"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."
James Benedict is a dickhead. Subscribe to his YouTube channel anyways.
On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.
Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.
When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.
P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.
Eggfarts Benedict is the same as normal eggs benedict but is scented with the aroma of ones smelly eggfarts before the eggs benedict is consumed.
Noddy was hungry so Mac made him some eggfarts benedict.
7👍 7👎