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Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.
"Hell yeah! Blind Guardian fuckin' rules! BG And Iced Earth forever!"
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A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.
If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)
If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
To smoke so much GANJA that your blasted outta your mind and cannot see, smell, think, NOTHING.
Sober guy:"Ho hows you All blind?"
Herb guy:"...."
The second forced bet in Texas Hold 'Em poker and other similar poker games. The big blind is generally equal to the current minimum bet.
I was in the big blind, so I decided to see the flop, even though I had W.H.I.P.
n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”
doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”
doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”
to buy a movie you haven't seen yet
"Everyone's been telling me Gladiator is really good, so I decided to risk a Blind Buy."
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