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When one travels an extensive amounts of miles in pursuit of having intercourse with someone, only to fail in doing so.
"Headed out to Cali to fuck this bitch that wants my dick, hopefully its worth the trip!" "Yeah have fun with your Manifest Chastity mission bro!"
To lock up a males penis so he can't masturbate or have unauthorized sex without consent of usually female key holder.
I sent my chastity device keys to kim kardashian so she could control my orgasms, told her to pass key along to khloe or kourtney of not interested. Have not heard reply but letter was recievedz make chastity
A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.
I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.
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Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
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A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.
A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.
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A large belly that hangs over the pubic area, in which the belly button replaces the vaginal oriface for sexual purposes.
The fat girl had a chastity gut, which is why she always had a sore belly button but never got pregnant after sex
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When a female doesn't shave during her first couple of dates with a new suitor so as to not sleep with him too early and come across as easy.
If it weren't for my chastity pants, I'm sure there would have been no second date.
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