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A college class that will make you insane in one of two ways:
1) You do not get the material, try to learn it by memorizing everything, and wind up feeling like you are running while tied to the back of a fast moving pickup truck. Your grades suck and you go crazy trying to improve them. Or you just give up and get depressed.
2) You figure out that organic chemistry must be learned like a language, and start to gain fluency in it. You understand pKa's, what nucleophiles are best, and all the fun stuff you can do with a C=O bond. Worse still, you probably enjoy it, and may even wish to include organic chemistry in your career. Thus, you are crazy.
1) Some innocent premed took organic chemistry just to fill a requirement. She barely survived and doesn't want to talk about it. However, she's now a perfectly normal nurse.
2) A woman I knew was an English major until she took organic chemistry. She liked it and turned renegade, and went to get her PhD in organic. By the time I met her, four years into grad school, she was my ochem lab TA and could play Grace from Avatar without makeup. She now teaches organic chemistry at a community college near you...Beware!
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Noun: A brutal and comforming course that takes up two periods out of a six-period schedule. The course goes over General Chemistry first semester and AP Chemisty second semester. The course also covers all of the Collegeboard required labs, and some of Newman's devious and highly-dangerous experiments. All labs automatically fail if they are performed correctly.
Example- "I accidentally dropped a test tube of Nitric Acid, which caused my pants to catch on fire in AP Chemistry."
*Note- Moles and Avagadros Number are not to be confused with Moles and Avacados Numbder.
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1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.
1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.
2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.
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A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.
Person 2: Smart man.
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A class that should be avoided at all costs. A class often taken by overconfident highschool students to make the next two years of the IB program even more hell. After the first 30 minutes of the first class you start to realize that you have made a big mistake . Please avoid at all costs unless you enjoy time in hell.
First person: Hey, why are you so frustrated? It seems like you are dying with chronic heart disease ?
Second person: No, I am just in IB Chemistry.
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A subdiscipline that studies bromances, broactions, broperties and the broperations of bro to bro bonds. These naturally forming bonds are the strongest bonds known in broganic chemistry.
The activities of broganic chemistry can be named through the systematic bromenclature. Broactions include, bros icing bros, flip cup, keg stands, xbox live, and browling.
Antonym Inbroganic chemistry - a bro to hoe bond.
Dirron and Nick's friendship is pure broganic chemistry.
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A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.
person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?
person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!
person1: Woah, why?
person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.
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