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We are Niall’s crackheads.

by Niall’s crackhead July 21, 2018

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Crackhead

A dumbass who has decided to take the white substance to get high as fuck. Crackheads are mostly homeless people who lost their jobs and beg for money so they can get more of that crack.

Did you see that Guy he is such a crackhead.

by SN1PE TECHO on YT January 22, 2020


Crackhead

An individual who has partaken in illegal activities involving narcotics (specifically crack). A common sight in urban environments, crackheads are identifiable by their poor hygiene and excessive profanity in public. While irritable by nature, crackheads are very much so skittish, becoming quite agitated at signs of authority figures. Crackheads can be found travelling alone or in groups, though depending on which their behavior varies. While solitary and shy when by themselves, when they are in the company of another crackhead, they become quite boisterous and obnoxious, discussing pointless subjects in an unreasonably loud and profane manner. Crackheads can most commonly be found in areas that offer goods or services for cheap, as most of their welfare check is used to get their next score. These areas include, but are not limited to: Walmart, gas stations, the public bus, and McDonalds. It is currently believed that crackheads are a less-developed relative of the crackfiend.

**NOTE**
While not inherently aggressive, it is still not advised to make direct contact with crackheads, as they can easily be aggravated to profane swearing and talking about how people don't know the "struggle" like they do. If forced to confront one, avoid direct eye contact, and quickly find a way to break interaction. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to converse with them, as they take this as a sign of invitation to relentlessly pester you with nonsensical issues.

I was leading an expedition through Walmart when I accidentally stumbled upon a pack of crackheads. Fortunately, I was able to steer clear and lead my group to safety at the checkout isle.

by ModernWumbologist December 18, 2018


Crackhead

A cute and wild girl

Vanessa: I’m a crackhead
Boi: yep

by PrestonAKADaddy January 4, 2019


Crackhead

A person who literally lives for crack. All of the crackheads are lead by their powerful leader captain crackhead who is the lord of crack.

Damn bro you such a crackhead. Wait hold up is that captain crackhead. Let’s fuck captain crackhead.

by Proffesor_Nut October 22, 2019


Crackhead

A person who loves and is addicted to the booty(ass crack)Always watching out for some ass big ass little ass any type of good ass

If booty is crack then I’m a crackhead

by Toxic relationship sex February 2, 2021


Crackhead

A really fucked up and thin individual who relies on crack to survive, his physical appearance is that of a bunch of dry tree branches glued together and dressed in a bag of potatoes. Most of the time you will encounter these exotic species of zombies doing what they do most of the time, filling their asses with crack cocaine. They are easily distinguishable from the public, some of their most obvious characteristics include:

-Arms and legs as thin as needles

-Fucked up and dirty rags, sometimes not dressed at all
-Being either unconscious or dead on the streets
-The most obvious of them, the smell of crack, which can be felt about a mile away

Crackhead: "rambling random bullshit at his pet rock"
Random dude passing by: ...

by Some fucker took my name July 2, 2019