When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.
Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"
When a male goes from having frequently sexual intercourse to having none what so ever for a period over 3 years
Gio: Im so nervous about this
Girl: Why? Is it your first time?
Gio: NO NO it has just been a while ,
Girl: How long?
Gio :I have been Droughting for 3 years
Girl: Mother of God!"get this man a doctor"
When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
The Walking Dead has had a serious death drought lately.
My favorite song that makes life worth living. I LOVE YOU BEYONCÉ!!!!
What's your favorite song???
Oh, it's Love Drought by Beyoncé! That's my girl!!! 😝😝 AAAAAAA
FYCK JAY Z
When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.
- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought
The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.
"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"