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The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:
President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)
Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!
Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!
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to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.
Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"
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A condition similar to ADHD affecting all drummers who actually love what they do. It causes the drummer to play on any flat surface, vertical or horozontal, which exists within hand reach whenever he or she has at least 1 minute of boredom in band. Often scorned by other band members, conductors, and even other drummers, it is one of the few downsides to being a drummer.
1. Man, Ryan's Drummer's Syndrome is starting to annoy me.
2. Hey, Aaron, your Drummer's Syndrome is messing with our tuning. Mind stopping?
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The face a drummer makes, often due to intense concentration. Typically, each drummer has a unique "drummer face" and they can be identified by said face. Oftentimes, the drummer does not even realizing they are making a face.
Jon: "Hey man, did you see that face Sammy was making when he play that Krupa beat?"
Tim: "bro, you ain't seen nothing til you see Hayden's drummer face. Guy looks ready to shred up a gorilla."
Jon: "damn! I gotta see that!"
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A symptom involving tapping and/or creating beats on any given surface with any limb. (Usually caused by being a drummer.)
Sorry I got drummer's tourettes
the ability to play drums well. The creativity a drummer expresses through playing, and the enjoyment created during and after.
Similar to Austin Powers' Mojo
Similar to Drummers Block - but you only get Drummers Block when you lose your Drummers Mojo
Felix: i wanna go on the drums again :(
Heather: :L. you got your Drummers Mojo back yet? ;)
Felix: Nooo
-drums on Heather-
A street performer, who plays drums solos, usually on buckets. Occasionally has dancers who dance to his beat.
Did you see that street drummer in Boston? That was sick!