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When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
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A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.
Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
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When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.
Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?
Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.
Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches
B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair
A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
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a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them
Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.
A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.
(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."
Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."
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