Sandy Gandalf

Sanday Gandalf is the term given to an exceptionally stubbly vagina. This may hurt or even cause rash if touched for too long.

"I was going down on her for about half an hour last night, it really hurt my face."

"Dude, Sandy Gandalf, not cool!"

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Gandalf Nips

Used to describe when the pubic hair surrounding a man's nipples converge downwards, forming a beard-like frame for the nipple. Can be considered sexy.

Keith: "Check out mah hairy nipples baby..."

Alison: "Wow! I love a man with Gandalf Nips!"

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gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

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Take a Gandalf

Smoking the finest of pipe weed from the Shire and going on a leisurely stroll.

"Thou shall not pass that to the left hand side - I'm gonna go take a Gandalf."

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Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.

Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.

Pulling a Gandalf

When a character from a movie, book, or video game comes back into the plot, after appearing to have died, like Gandalf did in the movie series, The Lord of the Rings.

(also known as Pulling a Gandy)

Man, I really thought that a someone would be Pulling a Gandalf in that movie.

gandalf the black

That old crackhead who roams the hood freely with nothing but a pair of baggy Levi’s and a slight swagger in his step.

You can find him spewing mystical gibberish to himself in the local park. If you can decipher his strange grunts and noises, then you know your quest has only just begun.

There’s a Gandalf the white, and Gandalf the grey.

But have you met Gandalf the black ?