Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

Hairy Waldo

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.

Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!

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hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy

Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

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Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

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hairy taco

an unshaven, unkept vagina

I went down on her hairy taco.

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hairy box

A womans vaginal area with a full growth of hair.

Pussy, that looks like a big bush.

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