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a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe
have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!
A long stick used to pick up pieces of jobby (poo).
The Jobby stick can be used to move or flick the jobby or chase your mates with.
Can be used in the game 'Poo Sticks'
See Also - Shitstick(7)
OH MY GOD!! did you see dave chasing keith with that jobby stick?
A game of wits, normally played in a field. The game involves using a stick to hit jobbies around the field. There is no real winner, but it passes time... Especially in Wales.
Man #1: "Wanna play Jobby Golf?"
"Man #2: "Yea, why not.. Theres nothing else to do in Wales."
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A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.
Popularized by Billy Connolly
"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."
"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"
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Someone whose breath stinks of shite
"Oh gads, His breath smells of shite" hes got jobby jaws
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An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).
Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.
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the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks
I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice
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