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kite kook

A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.

omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook

by KiteScooper January 6, 2010


Net Kook

Anyone who posts uniquely strange, preferably incomprehensible articles, or who manifests a persistent, extreme, and somewhat bizarre obsession.

it is important to note the subtle distinction between a net kook, a net cretin, a clueless newbie, troll, or asshole. The newbie, one hopes, can acquire a clue on the installment plan even if he can't afford to buy one for cash. The cretin is merely stupid and/or irritating. The troll is purposely pulling your leg like it got caught in some heavy machinery. The asshole is, well, simply that. But a TRUE net kook has a special fascination derived from his/her/its utter ineffability. Their behavior is irrational, if not downright weird, but they are seldom merely boring.

I tried to follow Gene Ray's writings at timecube.com, but after 30 seconds, I knew I was reading the rantings of a first-class net kook.

by olliemud March 22, 2010

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Kook of the day

A kook of the day is a kook (a person who thinks or says they can surf but can’t) who does something extremely kooky or embarrassing.

Did you see Sara wipe out on that wave? She was the kook of the day for sure.

by sofiann234 October 17, 2018


kooked out

Term for a aircraft pilot who has no idea what he or she is doing and should be grounded for life.

This guy is all "kooked out" what an idiot.

by RWhitlow December 12, 2006

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


kook brain

Someone or something acting stupid or doing something dumb

Marko-"Your kook brain to the max"

Nathan-"are u kook brain?"

by straightoutofseattle May 3, 2014


whorelando kook

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.

That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.

by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017


Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

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