shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

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jilling off

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

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Curl Off

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

flipped off

to have someone put up their middle finger at you.

Dan: Damn girl, your fucking hot
*girl shows him her middle finger*
Dan: Oi! She flipped off at me

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slope off

To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know

school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach

Rizz Off

The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.

Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz

Broski 2: I have more than you, pal

Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?

Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?

Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy

Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits