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Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.

"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"

by lostinthesafari June 5, 2013

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perverted

A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.

dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."

by Kirby33 August 26, 2006

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Perverted

What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.

Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022


Pervert

OB

You are such a OB/pervert

by Zone6don April 30, 2019


Pervert

Pervert is a person who only thinks and acts sexually

Gasan don't be a pervert

by Gasan haters August 9, 2017


pervert

he sneaks around girls changerooms. his name is walter.

that guy is a pervert๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ

by broccoli nipples July 17, 2018


Pervertism

The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)

Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.

by notalittleGrub June 10, 2015