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When your just stolling along minding your own business when all of the sudden u notice a group of people posing for a picture and you have to stop to avoid being in the picture. This event commonly occurs by tourists and asians in citys or theme parks. A request that you take a picture so the photographer can get in the picture may also be made.
I strolling down times square when I had to do a photostop to avoid getting some tourists picture.
Jim: Hey joe why are you so late?
Joe: I had like 5 photo stops on the way here, this place is flooded with asians!
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When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...
Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!
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When your cell phone (with picture taking capabilities) accidentally starts taking pictures while in your pocket. You tend to wind up with 20 photos of blackness, with the occassional view "fromunda".
Jasper: "I went to take pictures with my cell phone down at the beach, but the memory was already filled with Photo Fromunda. It took me twenty minutes to delete all those shots."
Monk: "You are such an exhibitionist"
Jasper: "Maybe I would have saved some had the flash been on."
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Capturing an image with your cellular telephone camera of someone who is unaware that their picture is being taken.
1. Here's a creeper photo of that new girl I was telling you about.
2. Check out this creeper photo I took of this guy digging in his nose.
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an unexpected person or thing that gets in the way of a photograph being taken
That drunk clown was a real photo bomb, when he got into the wedding photographs that were being taken of the bride and groom!
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A photo ninja is a person who, rather sneakily, poses in the background of a photo, unknown to the subjects of said photo. Photo ninjas can be anybody, though they typically are the kind who dance with themselves at parties, talk to the corner, engage in no social action, etc. They are nothing like real ninjas, except that they are silent and they deal a fatal blow; that being the ruining of photos everywhere.
Today, the modern photo ninjas is of the Facebook variant, which means that their main goal is to boost their Facebook "pictures of" count. They lie awake at night, sweating, maybe panting, in anticipation of an email telling them that "______ has tagged a photo of you on Facebook". At which point the pump their meaty fists in the air and celebrate this victory. Thus, they focus their beady eyes on the soon to be marked comment space. Pounding the F5 key in hopes of a comment from a hot girl who's photo he ruined.
Such is the eventful life of a Photo Ninja
Girl1 (commenting): OMG we look so fiiiiine!!!1!! I love you!
Girl2 (" "): I knooowww! Hold up, is that richard on the backround?? OMG he is so nasty =O
Richard (" "): Hey girlllzz, like me and my fine threads with you fine-looking ladies. Hot damn we look fine
Girl1 (" "): I think I just threw up
A common Facebook Photo Ninja springs into action...and is shot down
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Drawing from the popular "PhotoShop" graphic manipulation software, photo shopped refers to a personal style of hiding your flaws and enhancing your assets to make a better-than-life impression.
Conversation between two female baristas in a coffeehouse: "Did she photo shopped herself out?"
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