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The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.
1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.
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To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason
I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.
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procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.
Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura
I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.
pro·cras·tur·bate.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.
The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.
"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"
"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"
"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"