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A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
Another name for Syria
Syria is known for its long queues of people waiting to get bread or gas or Benzene
ahmad is from the country of queues
A stupid-ass word for dumbasses, only compounded by the suffering of waiting in one of these qs.
Alex, over text: ugh this queue is taking forever
Bradley: dont you know queue is a stupid-ass word for dumbasses? it's que or q
Alex: thx brad luv u no homo
Alex *ugh this que is taking forever
Someone who puts on a song, without adding it to the queue, resulting in skipping the song there is playing.
Individuals who do this have a very low IQ, or they might just have been listing to jazz.
Person 1: "Can I put a song on"
Person 2: "Of course"
Person 1: *Just pressing play*
Person 2: "Are you fucking (I-)Queue less"