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A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
Getting head while inside a motor vehicle on the way to Outsidelands Music festival
Friend 1: "I got a roadie on the way to OSL"
Friend 2: "Cool Dan, what did you drink?"
Friend 1: "Why are you asking about a drink? - I got a blowjob! Now that you mention it I was drinking a Guiness while it was happening..."
noun- A term used to covertly identify an alcoholic drink of your choosing that you can enjoy in the car; an essential part of the driving experience.
Me, my dad, and my six year old brother hopped into the big ole pick-em up truck.
Joe Bob- Dammit cleetus, blow into the interlock while yer brother gets me my roady sodie
Cleetus- you got it pa, bottles or cans?
A male receiving a blow job or hand job while he is running down a crowded street.
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs
My girlfriend gave me a great avenue roadie on my jog through the park.
I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.
A group of girls or guys who hang out with someone for one reason or another but have to take it in the ass to Continue to hang around
I love being famous the best perk is all the anal roadies