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the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich
i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.
When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice
Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip
the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.
Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.
someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"
"dude that's such massive salami"
Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia
Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."
A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.
Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here