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The longest and most powerful dick in the universe
Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho
An overly large sandwich which is at least slightly bigger then the persons mouth that is trying to eat it. As made famous in the 1960's cartoon Scooby-Doo. A Saggy sandwich is made out of anything and everything found in the fridge or pantry. For a sandwich to be considered a shaggy sandwich it must have the following.
1.More than two pieces of bread.
2.Atleast 4 kinds of meat.
3.It must have bacon. Note: Bacon does not count as one of your 4 meats. Bacon is an independent food group within the shaggy snadwich.
4.3 Types of cheese.
5.Atleast 1 Vegetable preferably lettuces or tomato.
6.Atleast 3 Sauces ex.Mustard
5.Something considered Unsandwich like. EX. Cake,brownies, or a doughnut.
If your sandwich has all of these things it can be considered a shaggy sandwich. Congratulations you are among the sandwich making elite.
You:Dude you got any swiss I'm making a shaggy sandwich but, I only have 2 types of cheese.
Friend: Ya it's in the fridge. There is some 3 week old pizza in there too if you want it.
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An overweight or obese dirty blonde man who has neglected to maintain his hair for an extended period of time, giving him a resemblance to a fat Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from the cartoon Scooby-Doo.
I forgot to get my hair cut and now I look like a fat shaggy.
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A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.
A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.
1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."
2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."
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Shaggy Rogers is a all powerful being having been the one to kill god he also demands a virgin sacrifice everyday. Even at one percent power his gaze can kill you
Fred: Dude did you hear the all mighty Shaggy Rogers killed god
Daphne: Seriously!
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