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The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"
When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.
So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you
When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other
Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.
“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”
A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.
Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.