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Sitting in the captain's chair and dropping a captain's log.
Hurry up in the bathroom,I have to take a Shatner!!!
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The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet
oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!
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to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.
Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!
an opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular
hot take: cancer is just diet scorpio
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the elimination of a ridiculously large amount of fecal waste through the anus. to messily discharge feces from the bowels.
After that 12 taco dinner, I had to take a zaruba. Man, I must have used a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe!
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A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off
Stranger: Nice parenting
Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!
telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.
You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.
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