tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

duck tape

A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.

Duck Tape holds the universe together.

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cool tapes

Band formed by Marzipan, Strong Mad and The Cheat in Marzipans living room whilst Homestar was out buying paint to paint over his graffiti masterpiece of the same name.

Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it is at
Cool tapes are cool, yeah we like it like that
.....cool tapes
.....cool tapes
We like to get down with the cool cool tapes
We like to rock out with..
erm...
um..
A bag of four grapes!!!!!!

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Duct Tape

If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

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boob tape

Tape that is put on the nipple of a female breast for privacy purpaces. Usually put on when they wear revealing clothes.

Janet Jackson should have been wearing boob tape.

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red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

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sex tape

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.

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