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The art of using a taxi and then failing to pay the driver, often resulting in being chased by the driver or been cautioned by the police. Popular sport with people from Fife
"How we getting home, we've no money!" "Don't worry,we'll just bump a taxi"
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a bitch who gets drunk often and requires a taxi to take her home each night.
Did you see the legs on that taxi bitch?!!?!?!
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Shoes worn going out, mainly high heels, that look good but aren't comfortable enough to walk in long or are impractical, hence needing a taxi or car to get to and from events/clubs and home.
Anne: so should I wear the red shoes with this dress or the taxi shoes?
Lia: the taxi shoes are hot, wear them! I'll call the taxi.
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A 2 wheel bicycle, perferably a dark color, no lights and stolen. Typically used to transport DOPE. Rode by a 100 pound tweeker, weighing less than the large backpack he is carrying. With an unlit cigerette in his mouth.
My dope dealer sent me out on a CRACK TAXI aka, stolen bicycle, to deliver a rather large amount of dope.
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(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
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A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job
I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce
When a woman’s minge has seen so many dicks it’s gone past the 1,000,000 mile mark on the odometer and clicked back to the start.
Jesus that bird I pumped last night had more mileage on her badger than a Greek taxi.