taxie

obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...

hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)

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taxi

One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.

Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"

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Taxi

Is a joint rotation system.
While 2+ people are sharing a joint, one of them may call taxi and so each participant smokes one hit and passes the joint to the next participant (clockwise), he must hold the smoke in his lungs until the joint makes a full round.

The name is derived from the public transportation field.
When riding a taxi the meter always keeps on running

Stop hogging onto the joint let's taxi.

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Taxi

Tripping over or dropping stuff or both together. Has origins from being too drunk to drive, i.e. requiring a taxi.

*Walking down stairs carrying books, falls over* exclaims, "TAXI"

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Taxi

When someone is getting on your nerves because of something they said or did and you want to get them out of your face (Created By Yung Poppy)

My friends yelled taxi when they seen my ex.
She said taxi when her annoying friend came to the door.

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Taxi

The guy who people use to give them rides. Someone who is a taxi is usually a male who is being used by a girl (but occasionally a guy), and has no balls to say "Am I ever going to get ass, cash, or grass for this?", which leaves him to linger with the thought that one day he just might, allowing girls everywhere to take advantage.

Jamie: "hey ashley, lets call up our taxi to take us to that party full of cute guys"

Ashley:"Yeah, just make sure we sweet talk him, so he thinks that he's gonna get something out of it haha"

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taxi

When you do something so embarrassing that you'd love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!

Girl: "Did you sleep with that minger last night?"
Boy: "Taxi!"

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