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Text that you send to someone at a designated time in order to offer them a chance to escape a date, meeting, or other event that they might need to get out of.
I have to send Maureen an escape text tonight in case she needs to get out of her date.
A phrase usually at the bottom of unfinished macro memes, more commonly found in ironic formats where it's left there intentionally.
Guy 1 : Dude, did you get that bottom text meme I sent you last night?
Guy 2 : What the fuck, how is this even remotely funny?
Guy 1 : You just don't get it, it's a self aware meme!
Guy 2 : Shut up, this is why no one talks to you.
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A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.
ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."
Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"
1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.
ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting
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Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.
Examples of Dry Texting is
“Lmao”
“Lol”
“Haha”
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When someone texts with boring, meaningless responses such as "haha yea", "lol okay", "that's good", or "k".
I can totally tell he's not into me, all he does is dry text me.
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not having to pay to send a text message
XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend
texting $0 = xmpp
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