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Something you can never trust a girl with.
I asked my girlfriend to hold my money and she disappeared with it in 3 second.
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The green stuff that lands chicks.
My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!
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Something we all like to spend and some like to save.
Person 1: hey do you have any money?
Person 2: nope I spent it all
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!
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A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has
Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."
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The only thing you cannot buy.
- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.
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Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none
the only reason your girlfriend is with you
the money in your bank statement is probably zero