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the only thing dryer than your moms pussy
oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".
I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.
When four friends get into a bathtub filled to the brim with spinach.
Me: What did you guys do last night?
Them: We went to a popeye party!
An intellectual smarter than Albert Einstein and Crixz Combind
Hey Popeyes Rat, wanna play some minceraft?
Having Sex 1st Then Get'N It in With Your Chicken Afterwards
Conversation:
Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes
The masturbatory act of applying canned Spinach (as opposed to eating it like Popeye the Sailorman™) to your genitals and going to town on your hog/girlhog/spussy/clit.
"I had Olive Oil on the brain so I had to Reverse Popeye that shit and cream the ole' spinach"
When you fuck your partner without foreplay
Guy: Babe let’s fuck
Girl: but I’m dry right now.
Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.
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