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A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down
Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute
Another version of fo' shizzle my nizzle
predominately used by white kids.
For sure dumb ass!
1st dude:Dude, did you do last night's homework?
2nd Dude:Fa shire my nine iron!
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When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
Most loving and caring person ever!
Always there to put a smile on your face.
Weird but funny at the same time. Always gets a way to make you feel comfortable around her and will go out of her way to help you in any way possible. Absolutely beautiful and amazingly good in sports!
She is absolutely beautiful, must be a Shirees
A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.
Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.
Doctor to patient: “You dirty Shiree’d again didn’t you!”.