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When the driver of the car, that you are riding in, is driving so unpredictable, irratic, crazy, scary, or dangerous that you reactively slam on the brakes, even though you are in the passenger seat.
Yeah, last weekend, I got a ride with him, and promised myself I would never let him drive me in a car again! He had me passenger braking and holding on with both hands, the whole trip!
The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.
Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!
When your driving and you can see the person obviously is diving with one foot on thee gas and one foot on the brake.
when your driving and the person in front of you keeps hitting their brakes and you have to keep stomping on your brake just to prevent from hitting them
I wish this damn brake hugger would just turn already!
when you don't know how to spell, so u add a definition on urban dictionary to prove your co-worker youre not dumb.
"Jacob stopped for a quick pee brake after giving Matilda a piggie back ride to Soho"
The way that a driver uses the brake when driving. Either it is full brake or no brake. Driver does not know how to feather the brake to make it more comfortable for the passengers.
The Chinese bus driver was binary braking all the way to factory and I damn near hit my head on the seat in front of me a dozen times.
When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth
It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...
When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.
Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.
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