shit breather

some one who is a complete fucking fag, and likes to smoke shit

Mike: Man Matt, you are a complete shit breather, why dont you go fuck yourself

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half breather

In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)

That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force

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Heavy Breather

A bitch who busts into your room and breathes like child molester on your chest. The experience can be erotic, but is most of the time scarring.

"Damn yo, Ashley and Kate broke in last night and fucked with my REM cycle!"
"Who are Ashley and Kate"
"Those two Heavy Breathers that live upstairs"

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mouth-breather

1. A moron from a low social caste. Picture someone with a sunken forehead, low hairline, and prominent chin.

2. A guy who goes to the gym seven days a week, probably does steroids, and has a body that looks like a comic-book character. He might be 5'4" but his arms and shoulders are so overbuilt that he looks ridiculous.

If you go to Gold's Gym in the afternoon there are nothing but mouth-breathers.

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Mouth-breather

1. Someone who can’t breathe through their nose.
2 A stupid or ignorant person
3. Someone who refuses to wear a mask for political reasons.

4. All of the above (most common)

That Trump-lovin’ gun-totin’ fool is one heckuva mouth-breather.

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mouth breather

A sun smilin' mouth-breather.

One who can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Usually wears a Cleveland Browns shirt.

"Hey look at that sun smilin' mouth breather, I sure hope a cloud blocks out that sun before he drools all over himself."

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Darth Breather

Señor Owen
Of Spanish class

Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?

Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.

Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.

Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.

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