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This really insanely animated show on adult swim that is so cracked out that it makes you want to throw up but you can't stop watching becuase its so crazy. A crazy warden owns a jail world that never ceases to gross you out. You will see things the human mind should never think of.
Catch it sundays at 12:15 on Cartoon Network's very own Adult Swim
Creators: Christy Karacas & Stephen
Warbrick
Voice of: Stephen Warbrick
Dude: "Did you see Super Jail last night?"
dude two: "Yeah i didn't know if i was going to shit my pants or puke."
Dude one: "Yeah, the creator must be on some serious acid."
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tempting female below the age of consent.
I didn't want to ask her age,
It's enough she's here backstage,
I did it though and now it's too late,
she's jailbait, honey, jailbait
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Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
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Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.
I'd make you breakfast right now but I'm in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.
Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!
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Warm comfortable pants with no drawstring and hidden pockets worn by idiots knowing they're going to jail. (Maybe they're turning themselves in.) Pants comfortable enough to be worn everyday for up to a week, or until they finally let you out of the holding cell, that can hold a large amount of xanax.
He went to turn himself into Gwinnett County. They cut the draw string out of his favorite pants, and made him empty his pockets. He had a lot of xanax in those pockets that they took while searching him. If he had a good pair of jail pants he would have had an easier 48 hours ahead of him.
When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles
Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!
Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!
Neflix Jail is the definition given to the common act Netflix does with foreign shows: They air episodes when they come out on the country of production's Netflix service, but users of Netflix versions outside of that region have to wait for at least 12 episodes to come out and then Netflix releases them all at once, essentially keeping the show in jail for foreign viewers until enough episodes are released.
"Wow I heard that Beastars is airing on Netflix, but I can't find it?"
"That's because there are only 4 episodes now. You've got to either use a VPN to access Japanese Netflix or wait at least 8 weeks for enough episodes to be released."
"Wow this Netflix Jail sure does suck"