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Pronounced Tah-rahn-no and also known to many as the Big Smoke, T-dot, T.O. and most recently, the 6ix - it is one of the most multicultural cities, if not, the most in the world. Ironically, it lacks an actual culture of its own, due to its atrocious history as the economic centre of "Upper Canada".
The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.
The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.
Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?
Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.
Hoser 1: Toronto is the best city, EVER! It's world class.
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!
Literally to most overcrowded place in the freaking northern hemisphere. It is so overpopulated when you walk down the street and stop in front of the subway station a stampede of humans break every bone in your body by trampling you
My Brain is overcrowded as Toronto
place. Small Canadian city resting on land taken from open and generally unsuspecting indigenous folk and the laurels of a group of somewhat tall people hailing from a region known as not-Toronto. Also the site of Keith Richards’ heroin bust and a few scattered NHL victories in the olden days before foreigners were allowed to play. A pointlessly tall tower mars an otherwise boring waterfront and an amateur Trump impersonator runs the government.
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Say, how aboot we hitch up the dogs and mush over to Toronto to watch what’s left of the Raptors get thoroughly spanked!
Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
"I don't have the money to visit New York.. let's just go to Toronto, it's the same thing anyways."
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One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.
"Toronto is a great town, but it can't hold a match to New York, or even Montreal."
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Toronto is one of the best cities in the world. The city prides itself as being one of the most multicultural countries in the world. A lot of people diss on Toronto as being dirty, disgusting and crime-filled but no, it's not exceptionally horrible. It's a great city with its own fair share of crimes and whatever. It's home to probably around 50% of Canada's richest people and its just like New York City but less filthy and less filled with nightlife or etc.
Keep in mind that when you go to countries in Asia or other countries in the world, nobody has heard of Edmonton or Vancouver or Yellowknife, but admit it, everyone has heard of TORONTO
Edmontonian: People in Toronto think they're better than everyone else.
Torontonian: HELL YEAH we are! NATIONALISM BABY. What's wrong with that? When Albertans say "We love Alberta!" its okay, when we say "We love TO" people automatically call us elitist bastards.
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