twat

a dirty twitter message or a dirty "tweet" - similar to "sext"

he sent her a geolocated twat last night

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twat

To have left a message on Twitter.

Wow, that was so incredibly dull I nearly twat.

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twat

An enthusiastic user of twitter

There are a lot of twats at Glasto this year.

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twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

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twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

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twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

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twat

A person that you hate

Diego is a twat

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