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1. Slang term for vagina.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.
1. My girlfriend has such a nice twat.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.
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(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.
"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."
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A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) :
ttaM the Twat
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An acronym for Tanks with Attitudes
A derogatory term used to illustrate what the 14 year old tank is acting like while leading a raid or dungeon run.
Most commonly found in the MMORPG World of Warcraft, but can apply to any of the zillions of other similar games now available on the market.
Signs of a TWAT include comments about your mother or lack of deeps. Sometimes they will follow this by called you a noob, or newb.
Banginurmomz: Hey cocksuckers...who pulled that mob.
Shammywow: Sorry boss, I didn't see that mage coming up the hallway
Banginurmomz: You stupid ass Shammy!! Do us all a favor and fucking kill urself.....oh yeah, ur deeps suck ballz u newb
Shammywow: mmmkay TWAT
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the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.
I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter
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To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe
I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.
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twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...
Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'
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