Random
Source Code

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023


nilla wafer

What people eat when they run out of cookies.

Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.

by Jfman August 9, 2018


Forbidden wafer

A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977

Don’t eat the forbidden wafer, it will give you malignant mesothelioma.

by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019


Wafer

Wafer is a descriptor/action term that is used many different ways and short for “vanilla wafer” a term that can be used to describe somebody with very pale complexion or performing stereotypical actions of someone who is considered “white”.

“Yo, don’t be such a wafer and learn how to dance.”

by White_like_the_color_ April 12, 2022


Wafer

Vanilla wafers are a food that people love. When you call someone a wafer, you're pretty much saying they look like a snack

Bro look at that hot wafer

by Ayden.115 April 30, 2019


wafer

{wafer : literally a coward. someone who breaks easily and is as fragile as wafer

eren is such a wafer , he cries over everything.
as if eren is a piece of shit cry baby

by maxhite June 23, 2017


Wafer

Miniature waffle

I made a waffle and cooked it. Later on, it dries and I broke it into little pieces to make a waffle. *Am I using it wrong...?* So is a waffle a larger sized wafer*?

by YoshiYamamoto October 17, 2019