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When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.
Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot
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First twitches of the male orgasm. Purposely subdued in an attempt to prevent a full orgasm and prolong the experience. May or may not produce ejaculate.
"When you're getting close you pull out. Sometimes you can stop the warning shots and you can go at it again and then finish up."
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A warning often found on blogs to warn people who could have panic attacks or other extremely negative reactions to words or situations that these "triggers" will be mentioned in the text/video/alternate form of media. This is meant to prevent said person/people from becoming upset due to PTSD or other mental disorders.
A common misconception is that triggers are just made up for oversensitive and stupid people and should not be taken seriously or even mocked. However, this is disrespectful and mocking mental disorders and their sypmtoms is extremely rude and a terrible thing to do.
Trigger warning for mentions of rape and suicidal thoughts.
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A cocktail based on the non-alcoholic drink called a Roy Rogers. The drink consist of the classic Roy Rogers mix of cola, grenadine and a cherry. However, it is served with a chaser of high-grade horse tranquilizer.
The designated driver ordered a Roy Rogers, but everyone else was able to have a Trigger Warning and were tripping balls.
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Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings
* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *
Dude: Where's the warning?
When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.
Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!
These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.
"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."