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Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’

Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.

by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021


Kali Wiggins

A stinker I love dearly

Ex: happy birthday Kali wiggins

by stinker lover July 2, 2023


Justin Wiggins

Someone who is very angry because he has a small penis.

Friend 1- "hey"
Friend 2- "dude shut up"
Friend 1- "quit being such a Justin Wiggins ."

by Cbuxwin April 17, 2017


Julien Wiggins

the best basketball player is Salesian High School. He is nicknamed “J2” or “Jwiggs”.

Salesian Student 1: Oh my god is that Julien Wiggins?
Salesian Student 2: nah no way i just saw J2 irl

by salesianupwrd2mydeadz August 5, 2024


Mother Wiggin'

Freaking out on someone in a motherly way.

"The driver next to me was texting while she was driving and I rolled down my window and totally started mother wiggin' on her."

by nobodydoesitlike October 26, 2012


Ear wiggin

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...

I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol

by MissWigginsPloomington March 9, 2016


Wiggin Dicks

When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.

John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"

by Gus Idz September 5, 2018