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When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
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A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
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Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?
Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches
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When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.
"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
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when a girl masturbates using the end of a broom stick
michele was really jones'n for cock, she couldnt find her dildo so she just did the wickedy witch with her grandmas wooden broomstick.
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The anime with the perfect combination of machine guns, bullets, gunfire, panties, aliens, and moe magical dog/cat girls flying around with leg boosters. The story takes place in an alternate universe during World War 2 where aliens that are immune to conventional weaponry attack Earth and the humans have to send magical girls to fight them. Also, 95% of the girls strangely do not wear pants. This anime is well written and also kinda wholesome, and has great music.
I binged the first season of Strike Witches in 4 days.
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A very attractive woman with a poop fetish, who picks up men that are well below her league and promises them sex in return for her being allowed to take a shit on their face.
Dude, I don't care how hot she was. I can't believe you let that Scat Witch take a shit in your mouth.
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