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A dish washer with big tatas
Man1: dude is your new dishwasher any good?
Man2: yeah it works better than my woman ever could!
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1. A human female with two X chromosomes and a reproductive system that has existed since birth, which allows them to produce eggs, conceive, and dispell unused eggs through a menstrual cycle from the uterus.
1. This woman has given birth to two healthy babies.
2. Sally has started her period, she's becoming a woman.
Women are beauty, women are grace, women are imminent doom. A woman is a swimsuit left out on the lawn after playing with the sprinkler and then being run over by the lawn mower. Women are the feeling of your leg hair flowing in the breeze. A woman is when you walk around the corner of a building on a windy day and get SMACKED in the face with nature. Have you ever seen a video of a raccoon receiving a piece of cotton candy? Thatβs a woman. Women are robust, women are industrious, women like ferb and phineas. Women are gaΓ©. A woman is an orca in high tide. Women are not tiaras, women are not crowns, women are the aching hands of the metal smith. Women are mauve, but never chartreuse. Some fan fictions believe that Jesus was the king of kings, Paul blart was the king of queens, queen was queen. Who was the queen of kings? Shania Twain. Ordering something online and realizing you already have it, thatβs a woman. Women are *high note*. Iβm sweating right now and itβs because of women. Women are the magazine subscription that you canβt cancel. If you ever kept repeating the right answer to a question that nobody heard, you might be a woman. Women are the earth, women are the sky (the sky is a lesbian). Women are angels, women are life givers, women are life takers. Women are everything. A women is a eucalyptus leaf. You can always tell a woman by her big, juicy, κ§ππππ ππππππ‘π¦κ§. RESPECT HER. Most importantly, a woman is whatever she wants to be in her wildest nightmare.
The secret thought to make the spell over you go away is βget offβ thank me later with a like. Just a caring girl.
βIβll just keep chanting βget offβ in my head until the womanizer doesnβt have power over me.β I thought.
A biological collection of polygons strategically placed in such a manner that, upon visual stimulation, would cause a male homosapien's penis to fill with blood. Said polygons include, but are not limited to, an irregular concave located between the legs and two conics on the anterior of the torso.
I tried to use integral calculus to determine the volume of the two conic sections that protrude off the chest of a woman. However, when I came in for a closer inspection, the collection of polygons stabbed me and claimed sexual harassment. The things I do for the evolution of mathematics...
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Womanizer - an empty-hearted, empty-headed, pathetic coward with low self-esteem and enjoys doing evil. I do believe lying, cheating and stealing qualify as EVIL. This particular womanizer must carry a gun to make himself feel like a man. Makes up bs stories based on books he has read in order to make you think he is a real exciting dude. He will actually tell you he is a "keeper" even while you are planning your exit (that is if you catch on quick enough). Let's see.....liar, fake, alcoholic, always "doing" for a woman because he is actually tooo boring to really hold one's interest and knows it so he works hard for "it". He WILL DO YOUR YARD FOR YOU AND COOK FOR YOU AND EVEN CHANGE THE SHEETS AFTER HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE OVER. Likes to say he is a "Keeper". Yeah everybody wants a liar and a fake and someone that hates just about everybody; correction EVERYBODY. This "keeper" will try to "do" your girlfriends too. This "keeper" deals drugs on the side to support his addiction...womanizing. Oh yes, he ends up ALWAYS being the VICTIM.
Nikolai Nikolov is such a womanizer.
Remember it is not that he loves you, it is that he hates you. Very sleazy. Deals drugs to support his addiction to "loving" women, if you don't have a problem with that GO FOR IT.
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A skilled, charming man, not necessarily attractive, who can thoroughly make you believe that he loves you. Usually he is just there to get in your pants. However, there are actually some sadistic men out there who just like to do it for fun. Attention? Maybe. Revenge? Perhaps. But when you meet a charming man be very, very careful not to fall for him, he is probably an asshole.
Womanizers are the rough equivalent of female teases.
Also see Ross Ho.
After getting my ass played twice by womanizers, I hope I do not fall for one again.
Ross Ho lives up to his name.
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