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A lost cause, An airsoft forum based in Canada. These forums will be the very death of airsoft because of there inability and refusal to band together and change the laws and importation regarding airsoft in Canada. And because of something called the "Age Verification" system, which requires you to meet up with an "Age Verifier" in real life and show them that you are 18 years of age in order to purchase airsoft guns, because of this many new people have been turned away from the sport because of this time consuming process. Airsoft Canada has went out of there way to make sure NO airsoft guns are readily available in Canada. When new people try to join the sport or use mid-range guns they are immediately turned away from the sport by the elitist people on the forums. Airsoft in Canada is strict Milsim only and a lot of the forum members stand by the "milsim first, Than fun" code. When non-verified members ask questions there flamed for not being verified and accused of being under 18 despite some are 20-30. Pusangani and Kalnaren are notorious for flaming and cause most new members to leave and not come back, thus killing airsoft farther. If you have earned the privilege of being "Age Verified" you have to be prepared to invest more than $300 on a gun such as Jing-Gong or Kjw. For a Tokyo Marui be prepared to spend $500, And for a Systema/Ptw $900-$1500. You are not allowed to game with anything lower than Jing-Gong or else you are turned down by ASC and not allowed to show up at games.
Anonymous user: Anyone know where to get a new mechbox for a Jing-Gong m4?
Airsoft Canada: Are you Age-Verified?
Anonymous user: No, and how do I become verifed
Airsoft Canada: Banned.
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The most foul sexual act your mind can possibly conceive.
I'd like to Canada's History the shit out of her
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An eight step sexual tango.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
Uh oh, mom is making pancakes. Do you think she'll know we danced Canada's history while she was out and aboot town?
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a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine
Hey, forget a threesome! How about a Canada's history?
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When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a moose antler (using maple syrup as a lubricant) and pours the mixture out into the Stanley Cup, creating a soup that is immediately imbibed by both parties (before it gets cold like B.C.)
Sherill and I finally took it to the next level. Canada's history was performed all over the Marriott Inn Vancouver
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a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.
Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.
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A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!
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