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Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.
That person seems to be a real carrot!
a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent
Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"
Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"
My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.
Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!
....what the f-
I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food
Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's
What Selena Gomez does in her free time.
"I'm farting Carrots"
When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)
His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy